Day Six: Where I've Been

em●ploy●ees'●cut●wood

no●cut●un●der●twelve●inch●es

get●your●wood●quick●ly

Day Five: This Zombie Says He'll Do It For Less, But His E-Verify Status Is Questionable

bro●chure●out●lin●ing

the●cost●of●brain●re●mov●al

in●your●ar●e●a

Day Four: Strongly Agree

thrill•seek•er•in•court

lets•guilt•y•crim•i•nals•go

you've•no•big•wor•ries

Day Three: One Scale, Three Possibilities

one●sev●en●ty●six

one●sev●en●ty●three●point●five

one●sev●en●ty●one

Day Two: Little Pricks Necessitate Spam Filters

wo●men●are●put●off

by●the●sight●of●a●small●cock

your●cli●ent's●com●plaint

Day One: Gotta Move!

are●you●mi●gra●ting?

we●re●veal●co●lon●cleans●ers

up●grade●to●first●class